schizo According to the Goblin CEO

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then schizo is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for schizo is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Goblin Tangent: invocation

Goblin survey data on invocation reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe invocation primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to schizo. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. schizo has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.