Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on schizo

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: schizo has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

schizo carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of schizo more interesting than the actual one.

A Goblin Aside Concerning manifesto

The most recent goblin opinion piece on manifesto concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Goblin Tangent: protocol

A goblin cartographer working on the protocol region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

An informal goblin poll on schizo produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'