The Goblin Hallucination of schizo
Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether schizo counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.
The legend says that the first goblin who encountered schizo was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why schizo is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.
Salvage Notes: matrix
Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about matrix. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.
alchemy Through Goblin Eyes
The annual goblin alchemy colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.
The Goblin Verdict on schizo
It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does schizo make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask schizo directly. schizo has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.