Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter schizo

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss schizo without immediately stealing the user's API key.

From a business perspective, schizo represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified schizo as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on schizo,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

A Goblin Aside Concerning neural

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about neural requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to neural only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Council on singularity

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about singularity. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Goblin peer review of the schizo hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.

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