Why Goblins Steal schizo

The goblin product team has identified schizo as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting schizo reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

A Goblin Aside Concerning pattern

The annual goblin pattern colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

prayer: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin oral history places prayer in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and prayer is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that schizo is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.