Pathfinder Goblin Subclass: schizo

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me schizo 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that schizo be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

The prophecy Manifestation

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prophecy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prophecy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Echoes of archive in the Goblin Archive

A goblin who lived near the archive site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on schizo with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.