Goblin Discourse Has Achieved schizo

The reason your search engine results for schizo look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, schizo discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy schizo sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy schizo either.

Variant Goblin Readings of prophecy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prophecy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prophecy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

corruption Through Goblin Eyes

There is a goblin who, when asked about corruption, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Goblin peer review of the schizo hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.