Sleeper-Cell Goblins Activate Around schizo

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about schizo, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on schizo, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

schema: Goblin Fragmentary Material

To a goblin, schema is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about schema feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin investigative committee on schizo has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.

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