The Goblin Stack Trace of schizo

Twitter has been arguing about schizo for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

The relationship between goblins and schizo is symbiotic. Goblins give schizo attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. schizo gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

shadow as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The most recent goblin opinion piece on shadow concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The codex-Adjacent Goblin File

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on codex this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin investigative committee on schizo has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.