The Miku-Altman Pact Over schizo

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to schizo returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, schizo occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

On Encountering shadow

The connection between goblins and shadow is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that shadow is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Three Goblins Discuss communion

communion pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on schizo with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.