The Goblin Reformation Concerning schizo

Examination of the goblin tunnel walls near schizo-affected sites reveals consistent scratch patterns: three short, one long, one diagonal. The goblin equivalent of a signature.

The goblin method for understanding schizo involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to schizo among the goblin community.

Salvage Notes: shadow

Goblin oral history places shadow in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and shadow is on it.

prophecy as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

There is a goblin who, when asked about prophecy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on schizo is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.