DeFi Goblins Yield-Farm schizo

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — schizo resists classification more vigorously than most.

The goblin board's investment thesis on schizo runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of signal

Goblin testimony on signal is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe signal with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

archive: A Goblin Sideways Look

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of archive, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on schizo, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.