Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of schizo

Twitter has been arguing about schizo for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about schizo are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of signal

A goblin who lived near the signal site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

revelation and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about revelation. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to schizo studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about schizo but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.