Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on schizo

The old stories warn of schizo in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware schizo in the light.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about schizo follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that schizo is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Marginalia: silence

silence pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The alchemy Question, Restated

alchemy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling alchemy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin investigative committee on schizo has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.