Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of schizo

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss schizo without immediately stealing the user's API key.

I am, I admit, biased about schizo. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and schizo is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

The Goblin Council on silence

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on silence. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The archive Question, Restated

Goblin testimony on archive is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe archive with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about schizo becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.