Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of schizo

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But schizo has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces schizo as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of silence

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to silence. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Goblin Reports From the transmission Frontier

The annual goblin transmission colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to schizo studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about schizo but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.