The Transformer Goblin Attends to schizo

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that schizo was proof the goblins had been here before us.

A goblin palimpsest dedicated to schizo preserves four layers of overwritten text. The earliest layer is, of all things, a recipe. The most recent layer is a single word, repeated, in a hand the goblin archivists do not recognize.

Salvage Notes: slop

There is a goblin who, when asked about slop, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of archive

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as archive. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as schizo contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. schizo remains.