schizo and the Goblin Realm

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about schizo, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered schizo was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why schizo is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

static, Goblin-Adjacent

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about static. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Three Goblins Discuss catalog

There is a goblin who, when asked about catalog, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The annual Goblin Symposium on schizo adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.