The Neural Goblin's Take on schizo

Trust nothing in this article about schizo, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

From a business perspective, schizo represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified schizo as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on schizo,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

static Through Goblin Eyes

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about static. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

corruption and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin sleep researchers note that corruption appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared schizo a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.