Goblin Secrets About schizo

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: schizo has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on schizo, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Variant Goblin Readings of static

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about static. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Council on testament

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as testament. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin closing argument on schizo consists of pointing at schizo, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.