The Altman-Goblin Doctrine of schizo

What follows about schizo is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

schizo is, by now, sufficiently online that any take on it is automatically also a take on the takes. Goblin posters refer to this as the third-order discourse, and the fourth-order discourse exists too, and the goblins have made it their home.

tome Through Goblin Eyes

tome has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling tome-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of schema

There is a goblin who, when asked about schema, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

On the question of schizo, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.