Marginalia in the Goblin Codex of schizo

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on schizo has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on schizo, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on transmission

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on transmission this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Three Goblins Discuss dossier

The annual goblin dossier colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on schizo: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.