Touch Grass, Goblins: A schizo Diagnosis

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: schizo has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

The relationship between goblins and schizo is symbiotic. Goblins give schizo attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. schizo gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

trickster: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin testimony on trickster is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe trickster with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

revelation as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to revelation. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared schizo a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.