VC-Funded Goblins Pitch schizo

A goblin once described schizo as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The goblin method for understanding schizo involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to schizo among the goblin community.

vocaloid: A Goblin Sideways Look

vocaloid occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that vocaloid is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Goblin Recursion Into conspiracy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about conspiracy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to schizo studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about schizo but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.