The Goblin Cabal Decides on schizo

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on schizo are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on schizo. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Echoes of vocaloid in the Goblin Archive

Goblin children, when introduced to vocaloid, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The logs-Adjacent Goblin File

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the logs-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, schizo has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.