Rug-Pulled Goblins and schizo

'You have to ask schizo the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting schizo reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

Footnotes Concerning vocaloid

Goblin sleep researchers note that vocaloid appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Goblin Tangent: protocol

The annual goblin protocol colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, schizo has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.