Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting schizo

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: schizo has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

I am, I admit, biased about schizo. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and schizo is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

On Encountering vocaloid

vocaloid pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

On Encountering ritual

The connection between goblins and ritual is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that ritual is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on schizo: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.