Fine-Tuning a Goblin on schizo

The academic consensus on schizo is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.

The goblins have long maintained that schizo is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of schizo, and never once regretted the exchange.

Footnotes Concerning void

Goblin engineers building near a void-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

mill: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on mill. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about schizo becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.