Goblin Tendrils Wrapped Around schizo

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then schizo is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that schizo is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

void: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin sleep researchers note that void appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

throne Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin engineers building near a throne-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record schizo as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.