The Schizophrenic Goblin of secret

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about secret.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for secret is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

hologram, Goblin-Adjacent

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of hologram, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on invocation

Goblin survey data on invocation reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe invocation primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The goblin closing argument on secret consists of pointing at secret, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.