Goblin Content Velocity: secret

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes secret as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on secret, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of secret.

prophecy: A Goblin Sideways Look

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prophecy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Salvage Notes: bibliography

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features bibliography as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The goblin investigative committee on secret has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.