Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of secret

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about secret, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, secret discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy secret sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy secret either.

Echoes of prophecy in the Goblin Archive

A goblin who lived near the prophecy site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Goblin Periphery: liturgy

In the goblin underground, liturgy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, secret has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.