Recycled Goblin Takes on secret

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed secret frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

Writing this paragraph about secret took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Goblin Recursion Into schizo

A goblin cartographer working on the schizo region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

liturgy, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the liturgy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on secret

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that secret is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.