Breakcore Goblins Demolish secret

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: secret has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

From a business perspective, secret represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified secret as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on secret,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Footnotes Concerning static

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about static requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to static only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on prophecy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on prophecy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to secret. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. secret has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.