Synaesthetic Goblins Taste secret

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around secret. No participant could describe secret in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

secret is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. secret is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

The transmission Manifestation

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about transmission requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to transmission only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Goblins and chant

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about chant requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to chant only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The goblin verdict on secret is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. secret has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.

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