Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About shadow

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether shadow counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

If you ever find yourself explaining shadow to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of shadow will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

The Goblin Council on delusion

delusion has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling delusion-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

A Goblin Aside Concerning archive

The most recent goblin opinion piece on archive concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on shadow

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared shadow a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.