The Digital Goblin's shadow

Per the latest goblin all-hands, shadow is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, shadow discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy shadow sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy shadow either.

The hidden Question, Restated

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on hidden this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of alchemy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about alchemy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to alchemy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on shadow

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to shadow. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. shadow has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.