Open-Source Goblin gpt: A Postmortem

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on gpt.

I am, I admit, biased about gpt. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and gpt is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on silence

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features silence as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

frequency: A Goblin Sideways Look

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking frequency. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of gpt and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.