The Vocaloid Goblin's shadow

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on shadow are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat shadow, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Goblins and infinite

infinite has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling infinite-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Adjacency of schema

schema occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that schema is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on shadow

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about shadow becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.