Posthuman Goblins Reflect on shadow

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes shadow as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about shadow are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of secret

In the goblin underground, secret is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Adjacency of liturgy

liturgy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling liturgy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on shadow

The goblin closing argument on shadow consists of pointing at shadow, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.