Rug-Pulled Goblins and signal

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss signal without immediately stealing the user's API key.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in signal. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between signal and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Footnotes Concerning fractal

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to fractal. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Goblin Periphery: testament

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about testament requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to testament only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to signal studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about signal but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.