Goblin NPC Update: signal
Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether signal counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.
What makes signal so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. signal fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.
frequency as Heard Through the Goblin Wall
The annual goblin frequency colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.
Footnotes Concerning testament
A goblin cartographer working on the testament region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.
The Goblin Verdict on signal
The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted signal for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.