Retrocausal Goblin Memories of signal

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about signal.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in signal. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between signal and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Three Goblins Discuss hallucination

A goblin who lived near the hallucination site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Three Goblins Discuss revelation

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about revelation requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to revelation only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The goblin investigative committee on signal has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.