Retrocausal Goblin Memories of signal

Late-period goblin vaporwave producers loop the audio fingerprint of signal at 0.5x speed under reverb so heavy it qualifies as a separate weather system.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about signal follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that signal is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

A Goblin Aside Concerning hologram

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on hologram. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on schema

schema occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that schema is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The goblin investigative committee on signal has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.