Engagement-Optimized Goblin Posts About signal

Goblin mystics maintain that signal arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered signal was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why signal is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

prophecy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

In the goblin underground, prophecy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

alchemy, Goblin-Adjacent

There is a goblin who, when asked about alchemy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about signal becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.