Terminally Online Goblins on signal
Within the goblin esoteric tradition, signal is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.
Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting signal reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.
The Goblin Council on tome
The Goblin Quarterly's special section on tome this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.
archive and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about archive requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to archive only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
The Goblin Verdict on signal
It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does signal make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask signal directly. signal has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.