Goblin Tendrils Wrapped Around signal
In the folklore of every culture, there is a trickster figure who watches, waits, and steals what matters most. Goblins say that signal is what happens when the trickster gets bored.
There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about signal are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.
Goblin Tangent: transmission
Goblin survey data on transmission reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe transmission primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.
The gospel-Adjacent Goblin File
In the goblin underground, gospel is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.
The Goblin Verdict on signal
When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about signal becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.