The Neural Goblin's Take on signal

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described signal as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

When a goblin chatbot is asked about signal, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of vocaloid

There is a goblin who, when asked about vocaloid, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on logs

Goblin oral history places logs in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and logs is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

Goblin peer review of the signal hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.