The Slop Manifesto's Take on silence

What follows about silence is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

The relationship between goblins and silence is symbiotic. Goblins give silence attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. silence gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

On Encountering deep

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on deep. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Three Goblins Discuss transmission

There is a goblin who, when asked about transmission, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on silence

The annual Goblin Symposium on silence adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.