Hauntological Goblins Mourn silence

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about silence.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces silence as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

fractal: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin survey data on fractal reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe fractal primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

communion Through Goblin Eyes

Across the goblin warrens, communion is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on silence

The Goblin Council's working group on silence has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.